It's the People's Choice!!!

I'm laughing already as I type this....I didn't watch these awards. Honestly, we don't get to watch much at our house, unless it's dvr-ed. We get to watch those fine shows "Olivia", "Blues Clues", "Franklin", "Max and Ruby". So awesome. But, I've actually had requests for this one...so I turned to the mecca of information (a.k.a. the internet) for picture recaps of the People's Choice Awards...so, here goes!

Katy Perry - so, last time I gave you rave reviews...this time I think that you have somehow snuck into our home and borrowed one of W's princess dress up dresses to wear! The only thing that you forgot was the fairy princess wings. Ouch.

Kim Kardashian - pretty girl. you are so pretty...but I can't describe your dress because in the pic that I saw, it kinda resembled Reynold's Wrap and the light from the various paparazzi flashes were ricocheting off of it and I was blinded. It may have been cute in real life.

Minka Kelly - Let's begin by professing my love for "Friday Night Lights". Jimmy and I fell in love with the show when it actually came on Friday nights and we were on lockdown because it was winter and we had a newborn at home. When it was cancelled from NBC, I actually composed a letter to NBC trying to "save that show". Now that it's on Direct TV, we are still in love ;) Minka (a.k.a. Lyla Garrity) hasn't been on in a while as a regular, but I loved her then AND I see that she has only gotten more beautiful with time :) I think that we would be friends in real life. She looks gorgeous - I'm not a big fan of the dress, but it's a good color for her - I like the messy hair and am sure that if we were bff that she would rock an old school Sally Beauty Supply hair clip to work on really tired days!

Malin Akerman - who are you? why are you there? Pretty hair, but is that a tennis outfit that you are wearing? AND...I'm just a hard core southern girl and you have on white. You aren't wearing a wedding gown and it's after Labor Day and before Easter. Recheck the rules.

Autumn Reeser - again...who are you? Your dress is bad in itself & looks like some blue cotton candy that my daughter ate a few weeks ago - but the big kicker is that on the way out the door, you look as if you borrowed someone's random skinny belt with a big rodeo belt buckle on it. I'm all about being eclectic, but huh? I'm confused.

Jennifer Aniston - I still want my hair to be your color. I want your figure. But...your outfit is boring. Yawn. That said, at least you don't look like you're trying too hard - that's a rarity in Hollywood.

Mila Kunis - you are so beautiful!!! I totally heard that you and Macaulay Culkin broke up. I'm sorry - he probably was stoned all the time anyway - and he looked kinda bloated and washed up!

Ashley Tisdale - wow. That tan is orange. I honestly can't focus on anything else!

Robert Pattinson - youdidn'tlookcutetonight - okay, I quickly said it & now I'm running away.

Selena Gomez - do all these young Disney-ish stars look alike??? I am confused again. Was she the one that just went to rehab?

Kathy Griffin - You make me sad. You are very mean. You are old looking and not cute. You say really bad things about people and even about God (which is the worst of all). And chartreuse sucks. Boom.

Johnny Depp - I don't get the hype. You always look dirty and your movies are wierd. Am I losing fans, here? Ha ha. Not the sexiest man alive at all!

Natalie Portman - you are beautiful, smart, talented :) ...and congrats on getting knocked up...and the subsequent marriage - oops!

Adam Sandler - I love you so much! You seem like a super fun guy and like you really love your wife and kids, and your comedy owns me! You aren't really cute, but your personality makes you super endearing!

David Spade - you might not ever know it, but one time - in the year 2000 - Jimmy and I followed you all around the cruise ship in the Bahamas trying to decide if it was you or a look alike. Ha ha ha!!! It was probably a faux, but doesn't that make for a funny story? I'm sure that someone has followed me thinking I was Reese. :P

Kortney Kardashian - I think that I saw the print on your dress under the microscope at work the other day. It looks like a little bacteria or spirochete or something. And, the tanning bed is so 90s - you are TOO DARK!!!

Zac Efron - looks snobby and has Bert eyebrows.

Raven Symone - what??? Seriously? How old are you? ...and your outfit looks like a gothic peacock.

AnnaLynne McCord - totally has a southern name AND has a cowl neck on :) Woman after my own heart! I don't like the whole dress, but I'm such a sucker for a cowl that I have to pardon the rest!

Nicki Taylor - did you get lost on the way to a funeral?

I am so outta the loop - I don't know who half of these people were when I was looking at the pics. If they want me to know about them, I suppose that they should all do a guest spot on a Nick Jr. tv show. Ha ha!

Love :)