- Who was the person on the treadmill next to meat the gym trying to punch? She was slinging her arms and doing right hooks. I didn't know we were in a fight.
- I am usually a total pro at song lyrics, but as I was walking through the house singing "The Gambler", he totally corrected me and schooled me. Ouch.
- It is not smart to eat an Arby's beef and cheddar and drink a Starbucks and go run two miles a few hours later.
- Lifetime Movie Network is a ball of sad, pathetic, and addictive rolled into one.
- Puff Daddy was amazing in his day.
- I forgot how bad solid food makes baby poop stink.
- Five year olds are hee-larious.
- Why did my husband come to bed last night in his khakis? I was cold and went to snuggle him, and BOOM - cargo pants.
- My Labrador could win a tortilla eating contest.
- My car is so nasty right now that the Health Department would shut it down
- Barbie makes the cheapest nail polish ever. Probably because she's a slutty, bad role model. Okay, that's probably not the reason, but it's still my opinion.
- I haven't had a pedi since August and it will take a sandblaster to fix these feet. Ugh.
- I need a personal trainer and a new lunchbox. One of these will probably actually happen. Not necessarily the one that I would rather happen.
- When I'm finished nursing, I am going to rent a hotel room, alone, just for me, and sleep for 12 hours straight.
- I would do just about anything legal for a massage and a bubble bath.
- I need to gather up the guts to have a (ugh) yard sale.
- Auto correct turned that into yards ale. Haha!
- I miss football season. Next on my radar is ADay and NFL draft. I'm withdrawing.
- I just fell asleep typing. That must be my cue to stop.
I love letting the masses in on a little part of my mind. It's a busy, strange place in there :) hopefully a little stream of consciousness will spark some creativity!!!
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