Random musings on a Friday

So, y'all know I do this from time to time...here ya go:

Total stream of consciousness:

I heart diet coke in any shape, form, or fashion. If we're gonna be honest, I haven't drank a drop of water in 72 hours...maybe longer. Maybe that's why I'm in desperate need of a visit from the poop fairy.

Monica Jones gives awesome massages, but Kayse Cowley is running a close second.

I heart adrenaline rushes in small doses.

It's kinda awesome when the forceps get busted out :)

My kid is hilarious & prissy fun-ness.

My shrimp did NOT stink up the nurse's lounge today (contrary to popular belief)

I'm obsessed with printing out workout plans & talking about them ad nauseum.

I'm really hoping that we can get a running group up & Colisa will lead it, no excuses.

Hilarious saying of the day: "You're scared? Well, get a dog."...maybe you had to be there for that one...

The picture of the poop on facebook was hilariously awesome & was alluded to many times today

I hope Jenny V gets over the tummy troubles!

It's rude when someone's patient's family (not my sweet patootie that I had today, btw) brings in a dozen Gigi's cupcakes & flaunts them around but doesn't offer one to the nurse. Emm Hmm. We CAN make it or break it for you sister. Don't jack around with a nurse's food. Rude.

I've been having small affairs with Starbucks downstairs at work after I announced our break up. Yeah, it's bad, but good.

People joked on the Kroger on Drake today - but down those awesomely ghetto aisles, I met my future husband...and did a backhandspring. :)

Five Guys Burgers and Fries - hands down - the BEST burgers in Huntsville. Period.

My husband has an obsession with the Colt Ford song "Chicken and Biscuits". You Tube it...you'll laugh. Biggest redneck song ever.

I gotta go to bed - I'm all out of random musings...until next time :)